Study: People who believe OJ is joining Cabinet are gullible as hell.
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A peer reviewed study from Miskatonic University revealed that those who already dislike President Trump are more likely to believe "any flavor of crazy bullshit" about him, says Lead Researcher Dr. Herbert West.
"People are more likely to believe things that already reinforce their bias, but with this administration, its harder to discern what's real or not. Is OJ Simpson going to join the Trump Administration? Of course not, but based on his previous choices, it certainly FEELS real."
"That's like saying that he's going to appoint an Amish person as Secretary of Transportation. And I know that I just made that up, but I will admit that I'm also very unsure if I actually heard that news or not. That can't be true, can it? Oh God. What has this republic come to?"
Dr. West also says that it's increasingly easy to dismiss Trump critics concerns when people leave "dumb fucking shit like the OJ story" up so people can continue to believe this as factual. Dr. West also adds that searching Google to verify claims to see if it's got any basis in fact from reliable sources. Also, reading more than the headline also helps, but you're not reading this right now, are you? You've just reflectively liked this status, right? To prove it, I'm gonna post the lyrics to a Nikki Minaj song to see if you're paying atttention.
I get it cracking like a bad back
Bitch talkin she the queen when she looking like a lab rat
I’m Angelina, you Jennifer come on bitch you see where Brad at?
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business
Cause I pull up and I’m stuntin but I ain't a stuntman
Yes I’m rockin Jordans but I ain't a jumpman
Bitches play the back cuz they know I’m the frontman
Put me on a dollar cause I’m who they trust in
Ayo SB, what the fuck’s good?
We ship platinum, them bitches is shippin wood
Them nappy headed hoes, but my kitchen good
I wish I wish I wish I wish a bitch would
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
Look Bubbles, go back to ya habitat
MJ gone and I ain't havin that
How you gonna be the stunt double to the nigga monkey??
Top of that I’m in the Phantom lookin hella chonky
Ice my wrist-es then I piss on bitches
You could suck my diznick, if you take these jizzes
You don’t like them disses, give my ass some kisses
Yeah they know what this is, give bitches the business
'Cause I pull up in the Porsche but it ain't de Rossi
Pretty bitches only could get in my posse
Yes my name is Roman, last name is Zolanski
But no relation to Roman Polanski
Hey, yo Baby Bop, fuck you and your EP
Who’s gassing this ho? BP?
Hmm.. thinks 1, 2, 3, do the Nicki Minaj blink
'Cause these hoes so busted, hoes is so crusty
These bitches is my sons and I don't want custody
Hoes so busted, hoes is so crusty these bitches is my sons and I don't want custody
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe
You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe
If you cute, then your crew can roll
If you sexy, eat my cucka roll
Put ya cape on, you a super hoe
Twenty twelve, I’m at the super bowl
Stupid hoes is my enemy, stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me then she coulda prolly came back
Stupid hoes is my enemy, stupid hoes is so wack
Stupid ho shoulda befriended me then she could've probably came back
You a stupid ho, you a stupid ho, you a stupid ho
And I ain't hit that note but fuck a stupid ho, fuck you stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid hoe
I said fuck a stupid ho and fuck a stupid hoe
I am the female Weezy
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