Conservative student admits double voting hoax
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A university student who was behind several fake Twitter and Facebook accounts set up as "radical labour supporters" has come forward.
Daniel Aldridge, an undergraduate politics student and conservative party member has admitted the idea came from a gathering of local members.
"I tweeted that I'd voted for labour twice, some of the other members did the same thing. We all had several accounts set up and we just slightly changed the words to give it some brevity. I honestly thought it was just a bit of a laugh at first. I didn't expect it to go this far, or be picked up by Farage!"
Daniel has waived his right to remain anonymous because he now believes that this kind of campaign is damaging to the conservative party as much as Labour.
"Most of the members are incensed by this. Four of us have been suspended and the local chair has hinted at permanent expulsion. I regret being part of something which could damage the party I love and apologise wholeheartedly."
It goes without saying that these are ground-breaking statements from a suspended conservative party member and I hope the conservative party are prepared to make a public apology for the small matter of misleading the public
The local conservative party has so far refused to answer any of our questions and we have referred all of the evidence we have received to the parliamentary standards and local government commission.
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