Cincinnati Bengals Move to the CFL - Leaving Town
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Cincinnati Enquirer - Tom Wright
The NFL and CFL have agreed on a team swap. The Toronto Argonauts will move to the NFL's AFC North Division and the The Cincinnati Bengals will move to the CFL as announced by NFL Commissioner Roger Goodell.
Bell Canada the company that owns the Argonauts spokesman, Chad Lepeaux issued a statemet. "The Argonauts are thrilled to become party of the NFL. As the first Canadian team in the league we expect to bring a whole new brand of football. We are certain, that with our roster, we can not only be competitive, but far exceed the results of the Bengals and their inability to win a championship since their 1967 inception."
Mike Brown, owner of the Bengals was also surprisingly enthusiastic about the vote that came down just hours prior. "It has been in the works for quite some time. It had to remain a secret while the NFL Owers committee voted. We now think we have what it takes to win a championship in a few years. We are over our gay orgy scandal and looking to play some winning football with our new rivals North of the border. We plan on having the Saskatchewan Roughriders as our main rivals. They only won 3 games last year, so we think they are a good choice as our rivals."
When asked to comment, other NFL team players said:
"The Bengals deserve to have a chance. The move fits them well." - Larry Fitzgerald
"I use to shit Bengals in the morning, after a good breakfast. They really suck." - Ben Rothlesberger
"Cincinnati had a team?" - Tom Brady
Andy Dalton was reached for comment. "I had nothing to do with the gay orgies. Oh dear God... please don't tell my wife."
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