Vince McMahon Purchases Cleveland Browns Football Team....
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The deal is done says reporter Ben Dover of Soakit Incider Sports..as of 3:00 pm. July 15 2017 Vinny Mac aka Mr. McMahon is now the sole owner of the Cleveland Browns football team. When asked why he would even want to dip into the NFL and buy a football franchise the answer was short and sweet, " The Brown SUCK , plain and simple ." He goes on saying, they are washed up , just like the WCW was washed up years ago. I will do away with no talent athletes who have brought nothing to the table . Then when asked what will become of the BROWNS as owned now by WWE owner Vince McMahon ? He stated once again "they suck" I purchased the team very cheap, it's a tax write off in my book, " The DAWGPOUND " can now be a place for real animals. It will be transformed into a real dog pound. If you are reading this you just got cmPUNKED !
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