Town up for another unforgettable day with a win at Old Trafford against another top team
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Fleetwood Town are set to have another unforgettable day as they travel to Old Trafford today to fire yet another top team, The club have set a score prediction out for the team to win 3-2. Fleetwood Town have already won 4 different top teams so can they continue that with Manchester United today. Town also welcome their new signing Lucas Levia from Liverpool.
Fleetwood Manager stated" We come into this game with a full week of training and are ready to show Manchester who we really are! We did it to Manchester City so we can do it to United, We also need to show our Big Rivals Blackpool who we really are and to fight them this season on who really is the better team. Despite Blackpool and Fleetwood supporters have been targeting each others grounds with non realistic bombs recently, Its fair to say Fleetwood are much better than Blackpool and they have come along way, This is our year to achieve promotion.
Come on Cod Army!!!!!! Cod Heads are here, Be Careful Blackpool, We are in the same league
Manager - Uwe Rosler
Fleetwood have fully sold out of tickets for Old Trafford - 10,231 sold
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