Class 4 Tornado Blammed For Taking Down Local Mans Canopy
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A former Strasburg resident has been informed by the National Weather Service in Pittsburgh, a Class 4 Tornado ripped through the North End of Strasburg late Tuesday evening demolishing his Barbecue Canopy enabling his insurance to recoup the damages. If not for the tremendous weight of the Smoker, it to would have succumbed to the high winds. Curiously enough, nothing else was damaged in the immediate area. Although the damage seems to be caused by the tornado, tire prints from an unknown vehicle are reported left at the scene upon the canopies support leg reveal the Canopy may have been run over before the high winds finished it. The FBI is now in charge of identifying what make and model vehicle it was from the inspection of the remaining tire print. A license plate also has been recovered from the scene and may provide additional information.
Anyone with any information may contact the FBI, Regional office in Cleveland.
1501 Lakeside Avenue
Cleveland, OH 44114
Phone: (216) 522-1400
Hours: 8:15 a.m. - 5:00 p.m.
(Photo shown of the Canopy in Place prior to its destruction.)
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