Los Angeles Man Penalized For Adult Entertainment Past Discussion via YouTube
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Nathan Anderson, 24, has been indentified as a man in Southern California whom has pursued an alternative to the immensely-marketable website, YouTube. But the story gets quite disparate as the recent graduate from California State University, Northridge also wanted to course a profession in the adult entertainment. But according to head director of media for YouTube, Jimmy Vanes, Nathan broke staff code p.5389 and had his YouTube account deactivated when he posted a video on his account about his pornography conditions and not notifying Human Resources of the company of his adult entertainment history. ” Under indubitable circumstances within the YouTube regulations, a YouTuber may not proceed with his or her channel if there is suspicion of pornography amongst them without assent from YouTube “, according to Jimmy Vanes.
The Staff of Channel 24 News were informed that Mr. Anderson decided it was time for a “change” when he was a junior in college. He reached out to the media headlines stating, ” I’ve always wanted to be different and do something that’s out of the ordinary. Many people see me as this funny, educated guy that has goals in life to achieve and become fortunate. Not many people are going to believe that I have decided to pursue porn as an option “. But according to him, he still wants to advance his higher education accompanying a Master’s degree in Social Media Marketing at the highly commercialized institution, Southern New Hampshire University. He claims, ” He doesn’t want to throw it all away, he might be shy on the first day but what about the next day. Because at first you don’t succeed, dust yourself off and try again. So watch how you speak on my name, you know? ”
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