Suspect In Last Nights Homicide Identified
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Suspect caught on camera committing a horrendous killing last night around midnight has been identified as 22 year old Dominic Davies. Suspect last seen driving southbound in a stolen SUV. Search warrants have been served at his residence in Gerber and his mothers home in Fairfield, CA. A warrant has also been issued for the mother of his children Gabriela Gonzalez of Tehama County. Both are wanted by the FBI.
Neighbors reported hearing two men arguing over a large amount of money and cocaine which ended abruptly due to gunfire. Several Witnesses reported hearing over 50 gunshots killing two unidentifiable men at their home in Gerber,CA. All captured on the victim's home security cameras. As of 3:00 pm today. Davies is believed to have fled the county with his two sons ages 6 and 2 In a stolen vehicle. Suspect is armed with a AK47 and is a major threat to the public. Any information contact the sheriffs office. Also be sure to bring me home some dinner. Cuz ya boy innocent as a fuck lol.
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