Arkansas man sought in conjunction with Brett Michaels' missing trailer of Viagra
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A man from Western Arkansas is being sought by interpol for the alleged theft of a 53 foot trailer full of the popular ED drug, Viagra.
The theft occurred last year and it was only after some of the rocker's supercharged personal blend of the drug was found on an Iowa man who died after a fourteen hour erection went septic. The man's wife found a hand-written receipt that was signed "hillbilly deluxe," with what was either a minora or a confederate flag scribbled below it.
Michaels' groupies told authorities that he was seen allowing the man seen with Michaels and an un-named female accomplice in the photo above the contents of his trailer in Ft Smith, Arkansas last year. "They were standing there, Brett opened the rear of the trailer just a tiny bit and the guy's eyes lit up like Christmas,' said Jose Ramirez, long time roadie and groupie for Michaels. "I overheard them talking about how this was the good stuff, how it would put you at attention for hours," said Holly Hamhock, midget stripper and circus fat girl, "I wanted a peek but they drop kicked me across the grounds."
Interpol is offering a reward for information leading to the arrest, conviction, deportation, and revocation of hunting privileges if the man is found guilty.
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