BIGFOOT Possibility in Callaway County
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AUXVASSE, Mo. (AP) -- Callaway county officials have released documented reports of strange half man half beast like sightings in the Auxvasse, Mo area. Sergeant Mike Brewer announced during a press release on June 25, 2017. Callaway County locals living near the Route T area in the small town of Auxvasse have made multiple calls to law enforcement within the past few days stating sightings of a gigantic halfman half beast like image which makes an odd noise that they have never heard before by the naked ear. Local Byron Henderson was fortunate enough to catch a picture of the unknown creature after it destroyed his barn and devoured a goat on his property. Officials are taking these reports seriously and are asking individuals to not taunt this creature nor to try and be a hero to the community. It's being is unknown and it's aggression is unpredictable. Officials will release more information as it unfolds.
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