Local Man Terrorises Black Country Town
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On a Saturday night in the Black Country town of Walsall, 21 year old Liam Churms from West Bromwich was reported to be involved in several incidents.
Reportedly, the incident occured during the early hours of the Sunday morning just after as Mr Churms and his long suffering friends were after a taxi back home outside the Vogue nightclub. Eye witnessess told us that he said to a senior citizen, who was also on the sesh that night, that she was 'looking good'. This resulted in a confrontation between Churms and the slow walking pensioner, who was determined to show him she wouldn't be taking shit.
Afterwards, Churms approached a Taxi driver in an attempt to secure him and his friends a ride home. The taxi driver outrageously charged Churms a ridiculous fare which he did not like.
We spoke to several of Liams friends that night. One friend, Jahye Ryan of Wednesbury told us that Mr Churms told the taxi driver to 'fuck off over there' followed by several racial slurs. Mr Ryan, who's birthday was the reason for the night out said that Mr Churms is a 'crackhead' and is 'out of control' and likened him to a wild Badger.
'Yeah fam, mans a dickhead still always causing trouble for the mandem and old gyal you get me' - Jahye Ryan
One friend, Bradley Perry of Newtown called Liam a 'pussyclart'. He also reportedly received several verbal threats from Churms stating that he had threatened to 'punch him in the head'.
Finally, Churms was charged with verbal abuse and intent to supply shitty links into the group chat.
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