The Headache Room
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The scientists in the Nevada Brain and Synapsis institute discovered a stunning connection between sensory deprivation and 85 of headaches. “It is a well-known fact that sensory deprivation can be used as a torture. Yet, we are constantly lacking stimulus in our daily lives” says Rd. Heimlich, author of the research. “Whenever we come into any room we constantly see the same picture. There are some chairs sitting on the floor, the light is fixed to the ceiling, and the table is positioned near the chairs. Our brain just has nothing to process and the excess energy resulting from the lack of incoming stimuli manifests itself as a headache.”
And famous Norwegian architect Bob Bauer quickly worked on a solution to this problem. Bauer explains: “When I read the research paper, everything suddenly made perfect sense. I knew I had to do something. Lately we (as a humanity) have been so open to gender diversity, women rights, and other new crazy ideas, and yet, after so many years, we still put our chairs on the floor. It’s just a habit, and we need to change it. Otherwise our brain suffers.” Bauer developed a new concept he now offers to every customer. Also thanks to the amazing work of the famous Adam R?ži?ka (www.adamruzicka.cz) and his visualizations the idea quickly caught on and is very popular, especially in Norway, and England.
“I call it the headache room”, Bauer Elaborates. “One room that is not subject to silly habits...” Marlene Dietrich (a house owner) was so awestruck by the idea, that she decorated a whole house in this style, not just one room.
We asked Marlene about her experience: “I would recommend it to everyone. You know, as all new things, it takes time to get used to it. In the first week I accidently stepped seven times on my mother’s picture that is now nailed to the floor. I can no longer sit properly at my desk that is on the ceiling, but it was just a habit. Getting used to the bathroom was probably the most challenging, but after few months it feels completely natural. And all my headaches are gone”.
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