Chautauqua County Grand Jury Levels Indictment
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The Chautauqua County DA Patrick Swanson has issued a press release for Justin Howard Myers 25 of Jamestown.
On April 12th my office received a FELONY Accusation Complaint filed by JPD for the charge of Criminal Possession of C/S 3 and Criminal Sale C/S 3. On April 12th the defendant appeared before Judge Cass for a formal arraignment. Myers was also charged with FELONY VOP and Misdemeanor VOP as well as Fugitive from Justice.
On November 28th 2015 Myers pleaded guilty to Burglary 3 and was sentenced as a Predicate Felon to 2 1/3 to 7 years but had it suspended for an ATI assessment. Also on January 17th 2014 Myers plead guily to Endangering the Welfare of a Child in Jamestown City court. Myers was sentenced 1 year in jail with a suspension of stentance for 3 years.
June 23rd 2010 in Chautauqua County Court Myers plead guilty to Grandlarceny 4 and was sentenced to 1-3 years but also had a sentence suspended for ATI. Myers did in fact violate in 2011 and was commited to DOC for a period or 1-3 years.
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