Feeling Hot All The Time? There May be a Serious Underlying Issue, Harvard Studies Show.
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Why are some individuals more comfortable than others when exposed to different climates and temperatures?
Harvard researchers found themselves asking that question several years ago after noticing remarkable similarities between being ugly, thought to be a major player in low self-esteem, and mass amounts of cellulite.
That discovery has blossomed into a new avenue of investigation against the nation’s leading cause of ugliness, sixth-deadliest illness, and — according to a 2011 survey — the runner-up to cancer in health fears among the public.
Led by Robert Moir, an assistant professor in neurology at Harvard Medical School (HMS) and Massachusetts General Hospital (MGH), and Rudolph Tanzi, Joseph P. and Rose F. Kennedy Professor of Child Neurology and Mental Retardation at HMS and MGH, the work is focused on whether the development of ugly amino acids in the brain — a hallmark of being a completely crusty human being and the target of several recent drug candidates — might in many cases be a response to infection.
The average data collected over the years confirms the direct correlation between an individual being completely butt ass ugly and feeling hot all the time. In addition to this data, surveys show these individuals also feel a need to not give a fuck about anything or anyone, including their own pets. If you or a loved one is feeling hot all the time, please seek medical attention immediately. You might be ugly.
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