Bigfoot Encounter Reported at Argyle State Park in Illinois

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A Louisiana man claims that his camper was attacked by a rock throwing Bigfoot last week at Argyle Lake State Park which is located in McDonough County, Illinois.

Mark Simmons, 25, of Lafeyette, Louisiana claims he had set up his camper in the park campground. "The campground wasn't very busy. I had a quiet spot near the back to myself."

Mr. Simmons relates that he started drinking some Bud Lite and playing some loud music. "I was having a good time," he said.

However, shortly before 11pm, rocks started hitting his camper. Mr. Simmons said, "I was sitting by my fire. These rocks just started smashing into the side of my camper. I was confused and also getting angry."

Mr. Simmons reported that he got up with his flashlight and a ball bat to confront whoever it was throwing rocks at him. What he saw next scared him. "I pointed the light into the woods and there was this big hairy man standing there with a big rock in his hand. I knew it was a Squatch right then and there! It was at least 8 foot tall!"

Mr. Simmons ran to the head camper and woke him up. He told his story and was told to stop drinking and go to sleep.

At that point, Mr. Simmons packed up and left the park. He drove nearby to Macomb, IL and spent the night in the Walmart parking lot.

"I will never return to Argyle State Park again," he related. "It ain't safe."

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