Guy goes breaking up with girlfriend to live "Teen life"
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This guy named Jonas Beardy is going around looking for girls.
He told his girlfriend he wanted hoes, that he wanted to "fuck" as much girls as he could before he gets old and settles down with one girl and that when he is done he will look for her.
He is already looking for girls. He will be talking to girls on social media which is Facebook.
We hope that he doesn't hurt girls out there.
He announced that he will be talking to girls in Wasagamack First Nation for that is the only place, girls talk to him. For this situation, we don't know what to do about this.
He is constantly talking to as much girls. Many girls do not like him. Beardy, has a few girls in mind that he wants to see and do sexual stuff with.
He does not care if he catches this disease called sexually transmitted diseases. This disease cannot be cured. So we suggest you do not have any sexual relationship with jonas.
We hope this warns as much girls as we could.
We thank you for reading this. We appreciate your time and hope you make good decisions. Thank you for your time.
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