Safety Professionals needed in Virginia Beach area

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MariCom Construction, Inc. is a growing National Turn-Key Maritime / Nuclear Construction Contractor with immediate need for an Environmental, Health & Safety Manager reporting out of our Virginia Beach, Va. location. We are looking for a proven leader within the maritime and nuclear construction industry who is passionate about and committed to expanding our Company's strong overall Safety Culture and building on its overall success.

As the EHS Manager, this position will be responsible for all DOT, Maritime and NRC Safety, Health and Environmental-related compliance issues. This position will oversee the activities of all Safety Department employees, including but not limited to Regional Safety Managers, Safety & Health Specialists and Claims.

Duties include but are not limited to:
•Overall accountability and responsibility for the organization’s EHS function.
•Support and enforce current policies to attain the highest level of safety performance
•Recommend policy modifications or additions directly with Executive Management
•Plan and implement policy and/or procedure modifications as they relate to health and safety
•Educate and support all levels of employees in safety and accident prevention best practices
•Monitor, train, and enforce company employees in all safety and compliance standards
•Train, enforce and monitor compliance of all employees in EHS directives and initiatives.
•Conduct, document, and support safety and compliance site audits to recognize safe work habits as well as identify opportunities for training and improvement
•Investigate damages and make recommendations for lowering incident rates
•Review claim-related expenses
•Participate in driver and vehicle qualification determinations
•Establish Safety Department goals, objectives, and direction
•Oversee property, liability, auto, and worker’s compensation claims
•Maintain all OSHA and other regulatory documents to ensure corporate compliance
•Act as the initial contact for environmental, health and safety issues including working directly with the EPA, OSHA, other regulatory agency representatives and the media as necessary
•Manage required vendors as needed to address any environmental issues/concerns
•Establish and maintain proactive relationships with governmental agencies in order to facilitate communication when needed
•Other duties as assigned


Qualifications:
Qualified candidates will have a passion for safety within the identified industries; have had comprehensive OSHA and Maritime training; 4 year degree or equivalent experience in Occupational Safety, Construction Management, or Construction Engineering as well as working experience in a similar position; clean criminal history and good driving record.

This position is responsible for the management of others so requires strong oral and written communication; exceptional leadership and organizational skills; the ability to work independently as well as on a team; high level of positional accountability and responsibility; and a proven ability to effectively train and motivate employees at all levels within the organization.

Proficiency in Excel, Word, and other Microsoft Office products is required. Experience working with Google apps is helpful. Due to the nature of the position, travel throughout Company footprint as required (25-50). The successful candidate will also be required to work within a broad spectrum of working environments including indoors and outdoors in various weather as well as wear all required Personal Protective Equipment.


We offer competitive compensation (up to 175k/year) as well as a comprehensive benefits package including Medical, Dental, Vision, Life, Short and Long-term disability insurance as well as 401k retirement plan with company match, tuition reimbursement, PTO, paid Holidays and Company Vehicle

Contact Dan Whatadorff at 1-334-677-7294 or submit resume [email protected]

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