DeKalb POLICE: Man Sentenced To 12 Years For Armed Robbery, Aggravated Assault

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Gabriel Cohen, 32, from Atlanta was under the influence of drugs on November 6, 2016 when he was driving with two passengers on Glenwood Avenue.

Cohen (known as DRoc) pulled in the Marathon Gas Station (which is located east of Candler Road) with intent to rob the station.

As his passengers, Tyquavious Robinson, 19, and Jaquavious Robinson, 17, from Decatur, walked in the store to rob the cashier, Cohen proceeded to pull out a gun and pointed it at two people who were pumping gas at the time and pistol whipped them and demanded their belongings.

While the Robinsons were emptying the cash register, shots were fired outside at the pumps. Nobody was hit, but two vehicles were riddled with bullets.

As police were en route, Cohen joined the Robinsons and proceeded to loot the store, then took off in their vehicle in a westbound direction.

Police eventually caught up with the car and a high speed chase ensued on Glenwood and then southbound on Candler.

As Cohen attempted to get on the westbound 20 freeway, he ran off the on ramp and into the grass. He was then taken in custody.

The following day, he posted $30,000 bond and was released until his sentencing date on May 2nd, 2017.

The Robinsons were taken into custody and released on $10,000 bond and trial proceedings are underway currently.

Upon sentencing, Cohen was taken into custody at the DeKalb County Jail awaiting transfer to Georgia Diagnostic and Classification Prison known as Jackson.

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