Here's All You Need To Know About Trump's New Healthcare System
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President Donald Trump has released his new plans for refurbishment to the Healthcare System in the States. President Trump was voted in on the basis of repealing the current laws to Obamacare, introduced in 2010 by President Barack Obama.
Here's all you need to know:
- Trump will allow American Citizens to opt into a '5 tax increase' per annual allowing government funded healthcare to be provided on a first come, first person based basis. If people choose not to opt in to his new plans, they will be expected to take care of their own medical healthcare - allowing those who choose not to contribute to the tax payer to use private services.
- Trump has vowed to protect all American Citizens from corruption in the Health Care system vowing that it 'won't just benefit the elite and the rich.' Those who choose not to take advantage of the 'National American Healthcare System' will be expected to pay on visit or go elsewhere.
- Similar to 'National Insurance' in the UK, those who cannot work and seek regular welfare payments will be exempt from the current rules and those profits made from the NAHS will contribute towards the national funding of their Healthcare. Specific plans are set in place to ensure only those who qualify will receive the NAHS on a 'free' basis; however the plot twist is, those on Welfare will be expected to support the '3 welfare cut' to ensure services provided benefit absolutely everyone on the programme.
- Donald Trump has also said his new Healthcare Plan will be introduced as quickly as tomorrow, providing it passes through the Senate. Republicans have vowed for Donald Trump's plan and called it 'a great step towards Healthcare Nationalisation.'
Mr. President has also called for 'extra funding' towards Mental Health, and is expected to cut the foreign aid budget to provide sources to help American Citizens unable to afford the costly fees of Mental Health services.
So, what do you think of the President's Healthcare Reform?
Goodbye Obamacare. Hello NAHS.
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