Rapper Cole Austin and Chef Drk busted Meth Lab, Linked to incestrous Sex Ring
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Rapper Cole Austin may seem like an up and coming rapper from the West Side of another town, but his strenuous work ethic has been discovered quickly. His stay-at-home chef Drk appears to be the main culprit. After looking through the meat of contamined bacon burgers, authorities found traces of black tar meth and homosexual hormones. A local shrink believes it to be a case of gay love gone wrong. Rapper Cole Austin's debut album, "Cole Austin" has been put on hold. He is set to serve a life sentence for 20 ounces of black tar meth, but worst of all what may have suprised all of us, was a bud of weed in a brownie chef Drk served just mere hours before. At the scene, their friend Jayleb Cochran, who's street name is Jelly Bean, drove to the scene with a gun and a razor. The gun was loaded with bullet filled of synthetic gay hormones. The local shrink, Josh"itlaioni" Epiceno says it to be a love triangle turned into a prison sentence. After checking Jelly Bean's rap sheet, it was discovered him and Chef Drk have been apprehended for a rape in the late 90s, however, the body of the alleged woman was never found. That is, until today. In Cole Austin's basement holds a dark, very gay secret. A man who raps about money and coming from nothing, is now going into a life sentence. 12 bodies were found, strung up on the walls and buried in concrete. One of them being 2pac. Cole Austin calls him "2pacs of balls" and Drk used him for burgers he fed to their cats. Chef drk would then feed the cats meth until they attacked little kids. After the incident, Jelly Bean unloaded 3 bullets into Cole Austin, another act of gay betrayal and butt love. Chef Drk took a bullet but fell until Jelly Bean injured Cole Austin and shot himself. The gay hormones were everywhere at that point. No one knew if they had AIDS or HIV or possibly METH AIDS. Derek pulled out wax condoms and went to town on Cole Austin, and Cole Austin went to town on his golden shepherd. The golden shepherd then stood up on its legs, and slowly, suspendly, took off its costume. The golden shepherd was actually Zack Newwoman, the town's local water boy. He ran off with a smile and a half boner. Finally, the swat team arrested Cole Austin. Chef Drk and Jelly bean got into Jelly Beans car, a mid prehistoric Range Rover, or rock, and drove off the cliff and into the creek. No one has seen either person. However, chef Drk has posted a picture on gaybook, and it's rather sexy. As for the sex ring, 16 sisters were living in a tent in the backyard with 3 babies. No one knows if the sisters were feminists or gay. Fox News 2017
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