Real Rasengan Used By Tibetan Monks
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Any Naruto fan will be shocked to find out that the infamous jutsu used by Naruto Uzumaki himself is actually possible to do. A study in Ballsdeep Florida revealed that every four out of sixteen monks were able to condense their energy into the palm of their hand and release it's force. It's now known as the Dog Teeth effect and it's name comes from the pounds of husky dog shag found in my breakfast bowl.
We went to Florida to interview the Tibetan monks who humbly accepted our offer. A monk tells us that it takes many years to achieve to power to contain such powerful energy in such a small place outside of your physical body "It's actually not that hard, just walk your dog each day and you already know what to do. I imagine a plethora of raindrops just dropping right into my ear canal and then i take deep breaths as i feel the dogs of wisdom enter my Ubisoft chakras. I unleash the chakras from my left foot and it turns into dog chakra, exiting now out of my chin hairs"
The Rasengan which formed into his right palm sucked in every object near it so we all started running and realized he actually created a black hole in his hand. In minutes the city of Ballsdeep Florida existed no longer and i remember the look on his face while my team was running for their lives, being sucked into the black hole he just created. He smiled with his teeth showing wide and clean and said something that sounded like "I got dogs in my teeth"
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