Fornoff nomination

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Austin native Carolyn Fornoff is President Donald Trump's choice to be the U.S. ambassador to South America, according to a source close to the Trump administration.

The appointment would bring Fornoff — a recent PhD candidate and glamorous recent bride — to a continent where she has strong ties, having lived and studied there in the past. She is also fluent in Latin American.

After three years teaching Lain American to heritage speakers at Yes Prep North Central, a high school in Houston, Texas Fornoff, 31, has been able to avoid the rigors of full-time employment as a professional student for an impressively long time, although her work as a substitute teacher won plaudits from second-graders and their parents alike. Fornoff served as head cheerleader for her husband Jon's championship softball team. Fornoff had been offered a university teaching position but is expected to defer her employment until her term as ambassador is completed. Anything to avoid a real Job, you know?

Previously in her student career, as a high school student Fornoff spent a year as an exchange student in Mendoza, Argentina developing her fluency in Latin American and developing a discerning palate for the local vino tinto, as they call it in Latin American. During her junior year in college she returned to Argentina to study literature at the Universidad de Buenos Aires, as well as to continue her studies in oenology.

Fornoff is said to have come to President Trump's attention when he was told of her interest in animality in Latin America, which is how he tends to think of "those people". Fornoff was not available for comment.

An announcement from the Trump administration on the nomination is expected this week. Reuters and Nikkei, a Japanese news service, also reported the selection of Fornoff for the ambassadorship.

If confirmed by the U.S. Senate, Fornoff would replace Jose Jimenez, current ambassador to South America under outgoing President Barack Obama. Fornoff would remain based in her luxurious Philadelphia penthouse until being confirmed, according to the source.

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