Unlocal girl caught robbing Catterick's B&M store
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Kayleigh Nixon, 17, of Ipswich was said to be visiting her family members in Colburn when on Wednesday 12th April, at roughly 7pm, her and family member, unnamed, was said to of entered Catterick's B&M store. After entering the store, the young mother-to-be proceeded to continue her 'shop' around the store, occasionally putting items into her handbag. A member of the staff team had been following miss Nixon and her 'accomplise' around the store after they was reported of suspicious activity. The floor manager, at the time, approached the two girls, asking them to empty their bags; the first shown that she had not stolen anything, the second didn't respond. Instead, when approached by the floor manager, she was quick to run out of the store, quickly heading across the car park and in the direction of Tesco, shortly followed by the other girl. After calling the police and checking the CCTV, they soon discovered that the youngster had in total stole up to £1,234 of items.
Police have now released a photo of the feith and are requesting that anybody who has any more information about her contact 111 immediately.
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