Still on the hunt for Mustang Cobra
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Back in September of 2013, local resident of Apex, NC Joseph Guerrera otherwise know as Joey G or Joey Boosted, was first spotted in his black 2003 Mustang Cobra taking out every competitor in his path. Since then, Joey has been spotted in numerous locations but has still not been able to be caught due to his phenomenal ability to drive. He has exceptional skill in racing and scaring people on the sidewalks due to his loud exhaust. Unfortunately, we can only speculate as to what modifications are done to the vehicle since no one is able to be caught speaking with him. One witness came forward claiming they had seen the car parked in a parking lot and when they looked under the vehicle he stated, "I am truly amazed with the craftsmanship that went into building the exhaust system." Joey has been wanted since late 2013 for numberous counts of traffic violations and attempted deafening in the 1st degree. One Facebook troller spoke out stating, "Boosted was running the 919 streets since everyone started trying to go fast but I haven't spoke to him in awhile." We have tried multiple times to reach out to his family and friends but we are just told to "look for updates on his Instagram page, @Joeyg_Boosted." Local street racer and Chevy owner took this latest photo of the vehicle while Joey was passing him at a high rate of speed. Furthering the investigation of this nationwide manhunt, forensic analysis analyzed the photo and concluded that Joey's lisence plate is written as followed C' YAAHH!
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