Cubicle Jobs are Being Banned
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Cubicle life isn't a grand life! These were popular in the 60's, why are we still happy to be a part of this business model?!?
Working to pay bills, and MAYBE you will make enough to take a vacation, which you must first request the time off for.
So, I went on a job interview today! When the interviewer asked me what I wanted for compensation, I replied:
1. First, I would like 25-35 commission on everything I sell.?
2. I want to earn a few company gift cards to use, as I please, just for starting my business off strong.?
3. I would want the ability to earn all-expense paid trips for a job well done. Not just the vacation time, but the actual vacation itself!
4. I would also like the opportunity to purchase my own products at a great discount.
5.I expect you to provide me with the very best training, website, and staff support.?
6. When I bring in and train any new team members, I deserve to earn a percentage of their sales & the sales of their teams that they build.
7. I would like the opportunity to rapidly advance within the company and receive lavish gifts and cash bonuses just for doing so.
?8. When I do well, I expect LOTS of praise and recognition from not just our team and you, but also from the founders of the company.
?9. I would like my family and friends to work here and receive the exact same compensation and benefits as me.?
10. By the way, I need to set my own schedule & work only when it suits me and my family.
So…When can I start?
After the manager recovered from shock, he ROARED with laughter, “You can’t be serious?! You’re dreamin’! You’ll never find an opportunity like that ANYWHERE! And, if you do, come back and get me because I want to work with YOU!”
So I gave him MY business card! I LOVE my job!?
Believe in yourself! $99 + hustle!
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