Sons of Thunder productions Wins No-Bid Contract for Trump documentary
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Sons of Thunder productions, a never seen nor heard of anywhere at anytime prior to this press release, has reportedly won the priceless no-bid contract to be the production house for the upcoming micro-documentary by industry Goliath Jon Christopher Boanerges of Loveland Colorado.
Boanerges established himself as a household name with the 2015 horror thriller entitled The Shining Green Taxi Man from a Country No One Ever Heard of... Which was set in the Infamous Stanley Hotel Town of Estes Park which made it really super spooky and crazy creepy.
Boanerges, or "Chop" as he was known to locals, chose to not enter Shining Green Taxi in the 2nd Annual Stanley Hotel Horror Film Festival so as not to out -Shine other Hollywood Filmmakers like Elijah Wood. "DJ Frodo came to drop his horror on screen and dance floor alike and I'm here to represent Estes Park hospitably" said Chop but added, "it's gonna be another beat down entirely come Sundance, Ringbearer."
And as for the new Trump documentary project, Boanerges remained tight-lipped, "never squeal on the pusher" he told this reporter, blatantly biting some ancient Ween lyrics. He did however reveal that the first single to be released from the soundtrack would be about Trump's foreign policy and feature Colorado favorite neighbor's son Tech N9ne and friends:
https://youtu.be/WneQrdSr8nM
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