BREAKING NEWS: US Declares War on Syria
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President Donald Trump of the USA has declared war on President Assad of Syria declaring 'the blood and pain has flowed for too long.' After talks with President Putin who fully backs President Trump's campaign the two far right leaders are meeting in Moscow on Monday. Prime Minister Theresa May 'fully supports the President's decision' after sparking outrage with her comments to overthrow President Assad. King John Un, a long standing supporter of President Assad has called Donald Trump 'stupid' and said 'it's the biggest mistake he will ever make in his short Presidential career.' Republicans are behind the idea but Centre-Right supporters of Mr Trump have reacted on Twitter saying 'The President has betrayed us.'
White House press secretary Sean Spicer has tweeted several photos of the president, including one during a national security briefing. President Trump sits at the head of the table, surrounded by most of the members of his inner circle. Around the table, from left to right, excluding the president himself: his deputy chief of staff Joe Hagin, senior adviser and son-in-law Jared Kushner, treasury secretary Steve Mnuchin, commerce secretary Wilbur Ross, secretary of state Rex Tillerson, national security adviser HR McMaster, and chief of staff Reince Priebus. Seated against the wall are: press secretary Sean Spicer, chief strategist Steve Bannon, senior adviser Stephen Miller, national security adviser Michael Anton, deputy national security adviser Dina Powell, chief economic adviser Gary Cohn.
At the UN, Russia’s deputy ambassador on the security council, Vladimir Safronkov, has angrily told the United States it should halt any military action against the forces of Syrian president Bashar al-Assad.
“We call on the United States to immediately cease its aggression and to join efforts to make a political solution in Syria, and to work together to combat the terrorist threat,” Safronkov said.
The ambassador added that he had heard “many insulting words” about Russia’s use of its veto rights on the UN security council, and defended Russia’s conduct. “We use it only in such circumstances in which you, you try in the UN security council, to impose your irresponsible geopolitical projects.”
Safronkov also said that the council must pay attention to air strikes, by the US-led coalition against Isis, in Mosul that killed dozens of civilians. “The mosul tragedy must be publicized, people must know about it,” Safronkov said. “Nothing was said about Mosul.”
“We do not want to draw attention away from Syria,” he added.
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