Hanging Death's Last Nail in the Coffin.
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Local Chicago band "Hanging Death" has gone from straight to top to straight to the bottom of their grave, at least it seems for the local Chicago scene. This in light of various accusations regarding the predator behavior of their lead vocalist and front man as well as some of their members.
One of the stories began with their former drummer who allegedly raped an underage 14 year old, this should not be any surprise as it reflects the troubling issues that come when band members try to use their name to take advantage of young girls in order to satisfy their predatory needs. It is specially troubling when victims of these abusers associate their local scene with sexual harassment and they no longer bother to come to local events due to fear. Take note that is just one of the occasions where the band showed their true colors which in turn lead to their turmoil.
Hanging Death also reportedly had signed a 3 album deal with the notorious "Metal Blade Records" this in fact turned out to be hoax fabricated in order to gain some sort of credibility among the Chicago metal scene, who by now has most more than likely barred them for life not to mention they were dropped from the Texas Toast kick off tour show. It's one thing to know you might have a deal but lying about getting a record deal is simply mockery to all the musicians who passionately work on their music.
We can not let this band tarnish this local community, we will rise above the predatory behavior of these people and clean out the scum.
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