Brooklyn Man Wanted for Gang Related shooting in Brownsville

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Brooklyn Man Wanted for Gang Related shooting in Brownsville

The NYPD is seeking the public’s assistance in identifying a man they say shot 2 men in Brownsville Brooklyn Friday night over an gang retaliation.

The suspect approached the 31-year-old male victims Nigel Harris and Thomas Clayton in front of 390 Dumont Ave and displayed a firearm before discharging 7 rounds, striking them both in the stomach and legs. The victims were both taken into a nearby hospital in stable but critical condition. witnesses said before the shooting occurred the 3 men were having an heated dispute about the bloods and crips rivalry in the Brownsville and Tilden houses "I'm Scared to send my kids outside to play!"Said Michelle Wright, a long time Van Dyke Houses resident. "This Nonsense needs to stop!"

The suspect is described as a black male 5'10 -6'2 with and a bald head and medium build between the ages of 45 and 50-years-old. He was last seen wearing a gray sweatsuit with black sneakers

Anyone with information in regards to this incident is asked to call the NYPD’s Crime Stoppers Hotline at 1-800-577-TIPS (8477) or for Spanish, 1-888-57-PISTA (74782).

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