Trump Enterprise Completes Purchase of 20,000 Acres North Of Mescalitos
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TRUMP’S STING RAY BAY IS SET TO OPEN ITS DOORS TO GUESTS IN THE FIRST HALF OF 2018.
COZUMEL, MX, Friday March 31, 2017 – Trump Group Luxury Hotels and Resorts, which recently announced plans for an all-inclusive luxury resort in Cozumel, MX, officially broke ground yesterday.
And, alongside Mayor Perla C. Tun and President Enrique Peña Nieto , Trump’s Excellence Group revealed additional details of the highly anticipated $250 million project.
Set to open its doors to guests in the first half of 2018, Sting Ray Bay will be the first adults-only resort of its kind in Cozumel’s tranquil and fragile area North of Mescalitos.
The waterfront property will feature 325 suites, including 800 square feet junior suites and 2,000 square feet upper suites featuring expansive living spaces, panoramic ocean views, and direct beach access. Additionally, the property will house eight restaurants and seven bars onsite, all thoughtfully designed to cater to the whim of every individual guest. A private plane jet port will be built where mangroves are that will be drained.
From upscale martini lounges to high-energy sports bars, the developers are promising that guests will find a convenient array of options for every mood and taste, as well as an onsite tennis court and outdoor activities area, luxury spa, and archery range.
“We are excited to create a unique, world-class destination for Cozumel and its community, thereby, laying foundations for new opportunities for Mexico and its people,” said Excellence Group’s Co-CEO Eric Trump.
“Sting Ray Bay is a visionary resort designed to provide exceptional experiences in travel, hospitality, and luxury service…Sting Ray Bay will further position Cozumel as one of the world’s leading travel destinations while creating jobs, increasing tourism, and providing overall economic growth.”
He said the project would create more than 1,500 jobs for Cozumelenos during the construction phase and a staff of 700 would be employed when the resort opens its doors next year. Future plans include a toll highway from Cuba to Sting Ray Bay.
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