Nancy P now claims Trump is really Putins half brother and wants DNA tests done to prove it.
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Today the insane ! Democratic Nancy Pe"lie"si,was at a fund raising dinner yesterday evening for the "wiccans for cannibalism rights" group,As she gave her toast.She made the bold exclamation that she has just heard from a re-lie-able source that Trump is actually Putins half brother and demands a DNA test be done to prove their brotherhood connection.
Putin, during his interview today ,chuckled and said "As your president Reagan once said, "read my lips ,NO!!, not true".
Americans are the entertainment for the rest of the world now.The world is watching this daily drama going on by these democrats on a daily basis.It makes us look like a bunch of idiots!! One would surely have to be heavily medicated and on every drug under the sun,to think or believe anything people like Pelosi says.
Putin says ,"We all spy on each other,we all try to crack every other countries computer systems in order to be able to test our own strengths and to stay a step ahead.It's just what all countries do".But he denies claims of interfering with any countries elections.
He welcomed all the crazy leftists to come to mother Russia so he can knock some sense into them.
Yes Putin,there are millions of americans who would agree and gladly ship them on over!
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