5 items in your fridge to dump out IMMEDIATELY! causes brain short circuits and confusion.
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Scientists at Langley,Virginia top lab corp,have just today got results from their extensive testing on what typical food items afound in fridges across America,are literally making people stupid,and in a haze of confusion continually.Conspiracy theorists have always maintained their ideas that we are continually being fed food which dumbs us down to keep us all more open,to suggestive or subliminal programming.These knew studies almost prove this.The studies prove this is going on,but how to prove it's being done on purpose,well that's a whole other can o worms to open down the road.
Personally,after reading the report in the scientific journal,i went home immediately and filled up my trashcan with this mind numbing products.All sodas,all lunch meats,ice cream,beanie wieners,tater chips,and all pre-packaged veggies.Unreal! the chemical in all these products is exactly the same so is it being put in after production? being put into the raw ingrediants before production? those questions will soon need to be answered.California democrats are literally up in arms marching in the streets demanding these scientists retract their findings,saying the claims are false,Saying Donald Trump put them up to reporting these findings in order to keep americans from buying California produce! Really??
If your noticing you have no thoughts anymore that are original,or don't even feel like your thoughts are your own anymore,then realize,your mind just may be under attack by these chemicals. The famous,illiterate Chinese medicine guru "Chin Dong Wang" says the chemicals are being introduced by the leftist elites to condition the world population to believe their reality which they feed us all through their fake news and Hollywood actors who are bought and paid for by them.
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