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If you put your face by a door, nobody would ever come in Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn I'm jealous of all the people that haven't met you Yo momma’s so fat her patronus is a cake You look like you went bobbing for pirhanas in a bucket of crap Are your parents siblings How many times do I have to flush before you go away? I’m straighter than the pole your mom dances on If I promise to miss you, will you go away? Save some girls for the rest of us bro If I were to slap you, it would be considered animal abuse You so ugly when who were born the doctor threw you out the window and the window threw you back. Could you take a couple steps back. I have a nut allergy. My favorite color is brown, that's why I love your teeth You the type to play dead while your homeboy gets jumped smh Bacon bit... Why don't you sleep in a more comfortable state, in a coma Any similarity between you and a human is purely coincidental If I wanted to kill myself, I would climb up your ego and jump down to your IQ level. Pardon me, but you've obviously mistaken me for someone who gives a damn Someday you’ll go far… and I hope you stay there. This dude... Were you raised by a cow You're IQ's lower than your shoe size.
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