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Do you recognise this person?
Chloe Williams is a 17 year old female, easily recognisable by her choice of hair colour and piercings. She supposedly lives around the Penrhos area, 'China Town', as key witnesses have added.
Williams is wanted on suspicion of break and entry on the local residents homes.
- "It was disgraceful. I was about to have a bath and I could hear a lot of banging and noise coming from downstairs, I just thought it was my dog so I carried on and went in the bath. After I sat down in the bath, I heard a louder bang and a very michivious laugh.. it sounded possessed. I ran downstairs, fully naked and slipping everywhere, it looks as if a pack of rabbit wolves had been in my kitchen." - Victim, who wishes not to be named.
Thankfully, nothing was stolen, but when police arrived at the scene.. It seems that this malicious individual had a tough fight trying to open a packet of hobnobs.
If anyone has any information that could be useful as to Williams' whereabouts, please contact Crimeline or 999.
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