Wal-mart files chapter 11 bankruptcy; Closing multiple stores in stark county!
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After reviewing policies and financial markets involving the well known Wal-Mart shopping center's in Eastern Ohio.
The district managers and CEO Pamela Springstein and Russell Crowell have decided that it's detrimental to the company if they keep the following locations open.
Stark county has been chosen for the closure test runs.
CANTON:
-Wal-Mart on 62 will be closing on April, 27th 2017.
-Wal-Mart on Tusc. Will be closing May, 15th 2017.
The Wal-Mart located in North Canton, Ohio on "The Strip" will remain open due to the extreme lower theft records on file.
MASSILLON:
-Wal-Mart on Marketplace Drive will be closing June, 10th 2017.
If you shop at the locations on the closure list, after the date of closure you'll be then directed to the Wal-Mart in North Canton, Ohio for your shopping needs and wants.
Wal-Mart CEO Russell Crowell has discussed that they plan on turning the RT 62 and Massillon Wal-Mart into community centers for young teens and family's for the benefits of our youth. Date undetermined of when the projects will be fully operational recreational centers.
Follow more updates on closures and renovations at www.rebuildeasternohio.com
Or Call 1-800-678-2390
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