Anderson man found soulmate
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Mark Davis states,"I could not take my eyes off of Christine when she walked through the door at, Adrian's hideaway. Christine was the most beautiful Woman I have ever seen!" Mark was shooting pool and it was his turn to go, and when he looked back up Christine was gone." Only to try to call her friend she thought wasn't there yet. Christine comes back in and sits down at the bar. Mark stated, "I was scared And afraid she would say no when I asked her to dance. When "Thinking out loud" came on I decided to approach Christine." Christine states," I wasn't looking for a boyfriend, a relationship, or love when I met Mark. "There was something about him I just couldn't explain." At this point in my life I did not feel I deserved to be loved or to have love. I'm not sure if it was his smile, the way he looked at me like he had won the lottery, the way he kissed me that night, or how sexy he is, or that he showed up at the "Den" to spend more time with me. Christine stated," I gave Mark my phone number, because I wanted to be his friend." I told him that we were leaving and where we were going." I did not ask him to come. Christine said, "It was like a prince chasing his princess. It was romantic and made me want to get to know him more. Mark States, " Christine is the greatest thing that has ever happened to me." She's my sunshine, my love, my happy place , my everything. Mark and Christine's anniversary is March 27. When Christine was asked if she would marry Mark again she stated, "A million times!!" He is the blessing God has chosen for me and I couldn't imagine a life any other way." I'm still very much in love with my husband. I love waking up next to Mark, having him run his fingers through my hair, the way he smiles at me, the way he holds me, The way he stands behind me, the way he believes in me, and the fact that he can take my emotional side, I love the way he loves me. Don't get me wrong, we have had our moments!! God has gotten us through those, but it has only made our love stronger for each other. He is my everything. " When Mark was asked, would you marry Chris thing again? Marks answer was, "anywhere anytime." Happy first anniversary!!
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