Cranston East's Sophmore Giovanni Canales is being looked at by the MLS already?
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Giovanni Canales, a Sophmore that attends Cranston High School East is now being looked at by the MLS. You may say that's impossible but believe this! John Morris (Head Coach for the Seattle Sounders FC) stated "We had a scout look at Canales after information from Boston University. His skills are fanominal at this age. But, we are not going to pick him up after high school so he can train with BU. Then we will see from there". We called Canales's High School Coach, Mr Grenier and he stated "Gio is an amazing goalie, I saw his potential when he first came in when he was a little freshman. Now as a Sophmore he grew bigger and stronger." Canales's 2016 soccer season was outstanding. He completed 162 saves with only 24 goals against. We also called Canales himself and he said "This is amazing, I always imagined playing high level soccer, but we are talking about college soccer and maybe pro. It's just a dream come true." Canales will graduate from East in the year 2019 and will be on his journey to greatness. The only thing probably stopping this journey, is Canales's success in Baseball as well. But he said "I love both sports, and if I had to choose I'll probably go with the one that I can see myself playing it at a high level in my future". With that being said goodluck to Giovanni Canales, and have a good high school season because college season is coming soon.
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