KKK gathering ritual exposed in Shark River,NJ

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KKK gathering ritual exposed in Shark River,NJ

A Monmouth county couple discovered in the woods behind there shark river home known to be "Ghost Woods" a decent sized bon fire, raging in the distance. The couple has asked to have there identity disclosed for safety purpposes only. Instead of calling the Neptune twnship. PD they went to investigate the fire, there should be no one back there at this time of night they stated. "People bearly even use the bike trails that are back there, but sometimes people would go battle it out with a game of paintball but that's early in the day not almost 11 o'clock at night!!" What they saw in those woods would not change how you look at shark river. We've all heard of the neo-nazi homes, tunnels, an back in the late 30's early 40's of Germany u-boats coming almost 100 yards to close for comfort off the shores, but nothing like this! When the couple got to where the fire was 100 visible they notice it wasn't a bon fire but a burning of the cross ritual! Standing around the burning cross was white hoodied people (KKK members) from head to toe, they could not make out if they were male or female but they were singing a horrible chant that made them sound like animals! They have a video and picture, and are also encouraging people to stay out of those woods, even at night no matter how big the group your in.

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