Winter Weather Emergency - Pittsburgh expected to see upward to 6 ft of snow tonight
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PITTSBURGH – A Winter Weather Alert is in effect for several communities across western Pennsylvania due to flash snow expected from a mid-level low.
According to KDKA-TV Meteorologist Ron Smiles, snow rates are expected to be the highest during the morning hours through noon, with rates tapering off as we head into the afternoon. The advisory expires at 1 p.m. Thursday.
While everyone should see snow today, it’s only northern communities that will see big accumulations.
Highs in Pittsburgh will be in the 20s this afternoon so we expect to see much snow on the ground in the city. You go up to Oil City though, and the high today will be in the mid-30s. Venango County has seen more than two feet this morning and any snow that falls today will just add to the snow already on the ground.
While snow rates will go down as we head into the afternoon, we are expected to continue to see snow showers overnight tonight and through the day on Thursday.
Accumulations will be heavy locally with perhaps an additional 6-12 inches for places along and north of Interstate 80.
New snow accumulations for places north of I-80 along with in the Laurel Highlands should be at around 5-6 feet of snow starting now and going through Thursday afternoon.
The city of Pittsburgh is in a state of emergency preparing for what looks to be upward to 6 ft of snow. Residents are advised to stock up on essentials like water and canned goods, get flash lights incase of electrical outages and stay indoors as much as possible to allow emergency services time to clear the roads throughout the next few days.
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