Clark Middle School - HACKS?! (GONE WRONG) (ALMOST KILLED)
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Once there was a man named steve he was running from a man named tie-man he had a long tie. Tie-man yelled "GIVE ME MY LEATHER TROUSERS BACK!" steve yelled "i didn't take them!" tie-man said "i'm use hacks!" tie-man spawned 10000000000000000000000000000000000000 ghasts with sunglasses. Steve said "what the heck!" tie man hopped on a ghast and started riding it. Tie-man yelled "there's no way you can survive!" then a Giant pig spawned. The pig was as big as 999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 ghasts. the ghasts shrieked. as you can see the story is getting really dumb. The pig said "Tie-man i am the owner of this server. You are using hacks i will have to kill you" The Giant Pig ate Tie-man. Steve said "Thank you giant pig" The pig said "For all i know you could've been using hacks too!" "what!? no i didn't!" said steve. Then the giant pig ate steve. Steve was still alive! Steve said "anyone here?" Tie-man was there. Tie-man said "you can't use hacks in here" "Look!" yelled steve. Behind Tie-man was a blue alien with huge eyes. The blue alien said "My name is Jack" Steve yelled "a monster!" Tie-man said "relax it's just a weird alien" Jack said "he ate us all" then a bunch of other aliens came. "how?" said steve. Jack said "the pig ate our entire planet" Tie-man said "you know you can just escape over there. There was a huge hole. "we didn't realize that! The hole was the pigs butt hole. Steve said "ok, lets jump out" they all jumped out. and they were free!
The end
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