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As of 1st March 2017 the fine and points have doubled from £100 Fine and 3 Points for anyone using a device which has access to the internet.
Any drivers caught Holding, Touching or even having a device on display can expect to receive a new higher Fine of £200 and 6 POINTS on there licence.
New drivers will automatically loose there licence if they are caught Using a Device while there Engine is on.
Drivers have to be PARKED and have there ENGINE OFF, Failing to have the vehicles engine off when using any device will result in 6 points and a £200 Fine.
The new rules has started some confusion.
A DVLA spokesman reported to us that Anyone using there phone for calls, Texts and even Internet on any device and even just touching a device will be liable for 6 points and a £200 Fine, This includes Mobiles and Tablets being used as satnavs, To use a phone or any other device the driver MUST be PARKED and have there ENGINE OFF.
There are reports of Cameras being put in places all over the UK to detect people using there phone while driving, Reports of these could automatically issue a NIP even if you just slightly touch your head. A similar device is used in America to detect people not wearing Seat Belts.
The advice by the Police is to simply put your Phone or any Device which can access the internet into the glove box or boot, This will give all drivers a distraction free drive. A Police spokesman has said that there police officers are on a bonus per offence, This will help make the police service want to prevent these road Issues.
Any device with internet access including Phones can NOT be used at any time and can NOT be within view or reach of the driver. Phones should NOT be on the Dashboard or attached to the windscreen.
GPS location satnavs can not be within reach of a driver and should not be attached to the windscreen, Drivers must be PARKED and have there ENGINE OFF to use the device and must not touch the device at any time with the engine on.
Anyone with any confusion on the Rules should simply put there phone in a unreachable location along with any other devices. And GPS devices should be placed in a unreachable place in the vehicle.
If the police see any device on show they may pull the vehicle over, If there is any device within arms reach of the driver the driver will be liable for Points and A Fine, And drivers within the last 2 years will loose there licence, The VEHICLE will also be taken by the Police.
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