Misuse of coupons makes California BAN ALL USE OF COUPONS in California!!
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Starting Sunday March 19th, 2017 MOST Stores in California will NO LONGER accept coupons of ANY KIND! All due to people misusing coupons and the stores not getting full credit for the coupons being misused at their stores. Weather it be the wrong size of product, the correct flavor or just flat out WRONG EVERYTHING on said coupon. SADLY the people using these coupons fraudulently KNOW for a FACT they are NOT Using them PROPERLY Yet they Just DO NOT CARE!!! And it is VERY Ugly, so to say, on their part. Because, for the rest of the coupon users out there using the Coupons the PROPER WAY, We get the Crappy end of the stick because we NO LONGER GET TO USE COUPONS AT OUR FAVORITE STORES AND ALL BECAUSE THE LADY USING FRAUDULENT COUPONS TO GET 200 BOTTLES OF GAIN LAUNDRY SOAP FOR LESS THAN $1 EACH. JUST SO THAT SHE CAN GO SELL IT AT HER LOCAL FLEA MARKET FOR $8 A BOTTLE NOW (MORE THAN 100 PROFIT IN HER POCKET) THE STORES DO NOT GET CREDITED FOR THE COUPONS SHE FRAUDULENT USED ON THE GAIN PRODUCT. AND US "REAL COUPONERS" WHO DO NOT GO AROUND USING FRAUDULENT COUPONS ON PRODUCTS SIMPLY TO MAKE A PROFIT GET THE CRAPPY END OF THE DEAL BY NOT BEING ABLE TO USE COUPONS IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA EVER AGAIN!!! SO THE NEXT TIME YOU SEE SOMEONE CLEARLY USING A COUPON ON THE WRONG PRODUCT..... CALL THEM OUT ON IT!!!!! LET THEM KNOW WHAT THEY'RE DOING IS WRONG & AGAINST THE DAMN LAW BEFORE THIS IS A REAL LAW IN THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA!!!!
THEY ARE WATCHING YOU ALL!!!!! DON'T THINK THEY AREN'T.
MODESTO BEE
MODESTO, CA
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