Exclusive - Packer's Packed up and slipped out of Green Bay last night ...
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Sorry Folks of Green Bay , Wisconsin ..
But YES .. Alas .. It is true ! - It has finally happened !....
The Green Bay Packers have just simply "packed up" and moved out of Green Bay, Wisconsin...
It will truly be a sad day today in Mudville ...
The Great State of West Virginia announced it was 'Now open to attract "BIG" business interests".
- and have been secretly and discreetly lobbying the GB Packer organization with attractive offers if they were to move out of state - to Beautiful West Virginia.
- Specifically - to the beautiful city of "Blue Moon Hollar" .
This town is named after the local Mountain Hollow located just outside the city ...
The only stipulation being that Packer fans who move there, have to learn how to spell like the local mountain people do, to assimilate with the local population.
- and learn how not to be so "ANAL" - - in their correct spelling aspirations.
In other words, The Packer fans who relocate here, will have to throw away all of there "How to spell using "proper English" books - and learn how to spell and talk different ..
One nuance of the region being - any word ending with an OH sound, is replaced with an "er" sound.
I.E. - Hollow is now pronounced AND spelled as "Hollar" or "Holler".. Whatever the Users choice may be ... ( There are no strict spelling restrictions here) .
"Folks down here ain't so particular as to howse words are spelled " - said "Shelby McPeak Mead" - one local we exclusively interviewed...
Packer fans who relocate here will now be able to go to the local hollar - and yell " Go Pack Go" - into it and hear themselves over and over and over again ...
Since they love to hear that so much, this should justify them moving down here to this new location ... They will be able to hear their own voices yelling that hundreds of time over, for every one time they yell it .
Also, if the Packers team falters and stumbles into oblivion in last place, they can also take solace in yelling the "blues" into "Blue Hollar" ....
So, Not to miss the opportunity of a lifetime - and to be the first NFL football team to take advantage of the superb business Perks this great state had to offer, The Packers have agreed with this logical reasoning - and have 'Slipped out of town" .....
Packers have finally - "Packed up" - and have Left the state .....
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