Gang member shot and killed this evening

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Milwaukee police department are saying that a 27 year old man was shot and killed this evening police says that the victim is Lorenzo Smith A.k.A Loc Crippin Ren Is A Known Gang member Of The Rollin 90's Crips Gang From Memphis Tennessee An eye Witness Told Police That Mr.Smith Was Walking Towards An Gas Station When Unknown Suspects In A Red Four Car Pulled Up And Shot And Killed Mr.Smith The Gas Station Clerk Says Mr.Smith Was Shot Multiple times The Store Clerk And Customer Was Trying to keep Mr.Smith Talking and get him to keep his Eyes open Friends Of The Victim Are Sayin they Believe He Was Targeted And They Want Justice Milwaukee police department are saying there was numerous times They Arrested Mr.Smith But They Never Thought Today Would Be Last time they See Smith Alive...Family and friends Are Asking The community if anyone has any info on the suspects to please Come Forward This Is A Sad Tragic Mr.Smith Leaves Behind Two daughter's and there mother and his mother and family and friends...Ms.Smith The mother of the victim says She want justice for her son and she knows how hurt his homies is but she asking y'all not to do nothing she says he's in a better place...

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