Local Man Sues McDonald's Over Sauce Fraud
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Travis Mueller's day started out like any other, fast and furious up the stairs to take a shit at 3:30 PM. He decided he needed a quick bite before work and stopped at the local Okoboji McDonald's. He demanded to have extra mayonnaise on his double quarter pounder with cheese add bacon. When he received his sandwich he hastily pulled off to the far end of the parking lot to eat like a savage beast. He consumed several bites and was astonished to find that he did not receive that extra squirt of hydrogenated fat from the mayo caulk gun. As a matter of fact, not a trace of mayonnaise was to be found on his not-so-lavish sandwich. He had paid the absurd extra sauce charge and all. He went back in and demanded a refund and a new sandwich, the bewildered cashier could not understand him in his delirious state. They rejected his demands on the basis that he ate the whole sandwich anyways, plus 2 hot apple pies and a mcflurry which he did state were quite wonderful, but I digress. He has claimed the way they handled the situation erroneously, and he is suing for condiment negligence and failure to maintain flavor.
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