April the Giraffe Hoax Exposed
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February 27, 2014 - A recent report from the Associated Press confirms what many online viewers have suspected all along. April the giraffe is not pregnant. In a study set up by Phoenix Online University, researchers planted the idea of a baby giraffe watch in the news media. Thousands of people took the bait and flocked to the internet to stare at a giraffe for hours at end. The researchers were conducting a study on how much time the internet community would be willing to waste on watching a fat giraffe walk around a small stall. The researchers have compiled data that shows that the combined viewing hours would have been enough for people to accomplish great things. Dr. Ahmad Bulacky, head of the study, states that with the amount of hours wasted on giraffe watching, people could have built 5000 homes for the homeless, built a wall along the American/Mexican border, learned 20 new languages, or even written a novel. We sought out one avid viewer to get her thoughts on the hoax. We located Amanda Estrada who has watched April the giraffe from the beginning. Estrada states that she feels deceived by the study and feels like she's lost a chunk of her life she can never get back. Fortunately, after finally bathing and getting dressed for the first time in four days, Estrada says she's ready to move on with her life. She plans on watching the live feed of the koala birth scheduled to take place next week.
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