Bernard Croydon Dancer Dies
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Bernard was well known for his dancing in Croydon, He has been confirmed dead at 17:31 on Friday 24th Feb 2017, The cause of the death is currently stated as unknown.
Bernard was believed to have been harassed by the Local Police and Council, One Police Officer was seen spraying pepper spray into Bernards eyes before a police van rushed him put of the town centre.
The police have made a statement stating "We had to do whatever was best for the community, Bernard was causing a nuisance by dancing in public"
A eye witness which wants to remain anonymous reported to us "He was a good dancer bringing joy into the area, He wasn't doing anything wrong, I couldn't believe my eyes when I saw 5 police officers throw him to the ground and spray stuff in his eyes"
The ambulance service have given a report of "significant bruising" which was believed to have been done within 45 minutes of the hospital attendance.
A doctor has said "Bernard died in hospital unable to speak but was showing signs of pain"
The police officers involved are confirmed to have had a request from a housing officer in croydon to abuse bernard, The police are on full pay while the investigation continues which can take up to 10 years.
The housing officer oswano has been given a warning from the Council Management but has kept her job, She said "I wanted him out of the place I got him, He refused to leave, I had to make room for my children to move into the 1 bed flat Bernard was renting"
The police have reported the incident as "A unknown attack, No further action will be taken, But a full investigation will take place within the next 10 years due to the legal proceedings"
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