Donald Trump Has The Biggest Hands Ever Discovered In the World
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As all we know, America INC.'s boss Donald Trump has such a large hand. It is so big that if we put the hand over New York, it could cover all of New York City, and probably most of Maryland. One researcher told the reporter: "You know, Mr. Trump has such a large hand. When we first saw it, we couldn't believe that it is true and a man can have such a large hand." Another Political Science professor at the best college in the United States, Mr. Jim told the paper, "We all know that men with big hands did great things for their own countries in the past. For example, Alexander the Great had one of the largest hands in his time. Another famous person in today's world, V. Putin, who is The Donald's best friend, also has a huge hand. I think that it might be the greatest idea in decade that we elected Trump as our president. Let's make America Great Again." Reported Mr. Jake Truthy for React 365. This is True News.
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