BRROKE OBAMA-SOURCES HAVE CONFIRMED HEIST OF BILLIONS IN GOLD TAKING PLACE SOON,FROM SECRET BUNKER NEAR WHITE HOUSE.

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YOU'VE HEARD THE REPORTS PREVIOUS PRESIDENT HOLING UP IN A BUNKER NEAR THE WHITE HOUSE WITH 30K BLACK POWER MILITANTS TO DETHRONE OUR PRESIDENT?

NOW A SOURCE FROM WITHIN,BRINGS FORTH EVIDENCE OF THE FORMER LEADER BEING BRROKE!!! NEEDING TO PULL OF A OCEANS ELEVEN TYPE HEIST UNDER WALL STREET WHERE BILLIONS OF DOLLARS IN GOLD BARS ARE STORED BY THE GOVT FOR HARD TIMES.

NOT ONLY ARE THE LEFTS INSANE,BUT I THINK CRIMINALLY INSANE APPLIES IF THIS HEIST HAPPENS.THE KKK IS PLANNING TO ASSEMBLE IN WASHINGTON DC NEXT WEEK TO GATHER AT THE BUNKER AND GET IN IT BY ANY MEANS NECCESSARY TO STOP THE DOMESTIC TERRORISTS INSIDE WHOEVER THAT MAY BE.A BLACK ANGELS MEMBER BY THE NAME OF CHUCKIE KNUCKLES MCLELLAN,WANTS TO BRING HIS TANK HE SAID,SHOWING OUR REPORTER HIS PHOTOS OF IT.BUT HE SAYS THEY WILL BE ENOUGH BILLY BADASSES THERE TO DO THE JOB JUST FINE SO HE WILL SAVE THE FUEL AND LEAVE THE TANK AT HOME.

SO FAR 5,000 MEMBERS HAVE RSVP'D ALONG WITH SEVERAL BIKER GANGS COMING FROM ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES.SHOULD BE A GOOD TIME FOLKS.IT'S A BYOB !

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