Kid killed in palmetto, FL during a shoot out
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Reporting from palmetto, FL A Teenager Lizbeth, Urbano who attendes Horizans academy and was only 14yrs old was shot and killed today during a shoot out Lizbeth,Urbano is allegedly in a gang and her killing is allegedly gang related Lizbeth, Urbano was shot in the chest,head and unfortunately in the face we spoke out to one of her old teacher who is from the community and this is what was spoken about her Liz was dangerous kid who's been through a lot and instead of being a survivor she unfortunately became a victim of society and it's sad to to see these kid out here getting hold of guns were did she get it from? Nobody knows we also tryed reach out to her principal but got no reply one of the bystanders reached out to us saying Liz was dangerous she didn't care about her life or anybody or anything And she knew what was going to happen if she didn't change the way she was acting she didn't care and what happened happened and it's just sad we got to speak to the witnesses but we weren't allowed say there names for there own safety and this is what they told us there was a shoot out and somebody was yelling out F*** palmetto F*** this and that and Lizbeth, Urbano was walking towards the other person as three guys popped out and that's when Lizbeth, Urbano pulled out her gun and I was shocked so young and she has a gun already so I started walk back but it was to late somebody already pulled out another gun and that's when she started shooting the picture below is shown to be Lizbeth, Urbano during the shoot out we also got notified that she was just released from jail but we don't have any information why there was also another victim killed but we don't have any information at this time but if you have any information about the killing please call crime stoppers
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